Babies don’t bounce too well and walking around a church with an exposed kid in hand will not help your image.Read more "Ramblings on Liturgical Rules"
Delay works for the Old Mass crowd like it did for the early Christians martyrs, insisting on saying Grace Before Meals as the lions charged.Read more "Ramblings on Church Buzzwords"
Walking and chewing gum at the same time is not as difficult as gardening and laundry on the same day. It’s a matter of focus.Read more "Rambling on Focus"
A last digression; this is only one of the theological explanations for the next life. Some would say that the Congregation for the Condemnation of Bad People (CCBP) did exist in the form of the Inquisition, however the historical facts are different from the popular notion of this entity (“No one escapes the Spanish Inquisition… says Monty Python). If there were an actual CCBP what terms would they use instead of Venerable, Blesses and Saint? Bad, Evil and Damned? “Mom, the Vatican just declared Uncle Rick Bad.” “OK dear, we will pray for the two catastrophes required for Evil and Damned status.”Read more "Rambling on Purgatory"
This is unseemly!Read more "Rambling on Episcopal Cats"
Do the dreams of your First Mass include an orchestra, three types of incense and six elephants?Read more "Rambling on a Priestly Vocation"
Ted got on the bad side of Pope Francis when he didn’t smell like his sheep and even failed to identify a picture of a four footed mutton.Read more "I’m Rambling on red St the Forgotten Fortunelesswz"
The second idea started with a pair of roller skates, some rope and an Acme Rocket Sled.Read more "Rambling on the Pilferers of Port"
…couch consecrators will be invited to vote for their favorite celebrant…Read more "Rambling on Internet Fame"
When the flies buzzing around the altar start committing suicide in the candle flames…Read more "Ramblings on the Missa sine Populo"