“Leaving a trail of slime wherever he went…”Read more "Rambling on the Count"
“…he can’t polka and no one has ever seen him drink.”Read more "Rambling on Polish Social Platforms"
“God gave you fingers if there’s something in your nose.”Read more "Rambling on Misplaced Phrases"
“How’s everyone feel about beanie weenies?”Read more "Rambling on a Polish Protest Plan"
For those who don’t know what a Polka Mass is, go to a Spanish Mass and pretend they’re singing in Polish; same thing.Read more "Rambling to the Governor"
All of the area children six and under were immediately called to police headquarters to ascertain their smoking habits.Read more "Rambling on the Coin and Carton Caper"
Still, I wonder what the resale value is on a repossessed tombstone made of soap?Read more "Rambling on Tombstone Sales"
…couch consecrators will be invited to vote for their favorite celebrant…Read more "Rambling on Internet Fame"
For a woman who had a black belt in hairbrush, it didn’t seem rational.Read more "Rambling on Fear"
When the flies buzzing around the altar start committing suicide in the candle flames…Read more "Ramblings on the Missa sine Populo"