Rambling on Sex Advice

“These are words you won’t see as an episcopal motto any time soon.”

Rambling on a Vocational Beer

Mark you calendars–September 9 is “International Buy Your Priest a Beer Day.”

What makes Ashton special is that it’s a town, excuse me, a village of psychics.

What constitutes a devout atheist, pray tell?

“Go ye therefore and buy the latest, fastest, extended range Dassault Falcon 7X jet money can buy.”

My mom should have been a spy; if caught she would never give the torturers the time of day, let alone any family or state secrets.

…a Polish priest retired to a former Polish convent filled with Polish nun’s phantoms? What’s not to like?