Rambling on a Polish Protest Plan

“How’s everyone feel about beanie weenies?”

Rambling to the Governor

For those who don’t know what a Polka Mass is, go to a Spanish Mass and pretend they’re singing in Polish; same thing.

All of the area children six and under were immediately called to police headquarters to ascertain their smoking habits.

Still, I wonder what the resale value is on a repossessed tombstone made of soap?

…couch consecrators will be invited to vote for their favorite celebrant…

For a woman who had a black belt in hairbrush, it didn’t seem rational.

When the flies buzzing around the altar start committing suicide in the candle flames…

“Whomever the people were that inhabited this planet, they must have worshipped fiber.”

“Saturday morning I was shooting up heroin while making a big kettle of meth.”

“Who died and left you in charge?”