“How’s everyone feel about beanie weenies?”Read more "Rambling on a Polish Protest Plan"
For those who don’t know what a Polka Mass is, go to a Spanish Mass and pretend they’re singing in Polish; same thing.Read more "Rambling to the Governor"
All of the area children six and under were immediately called to police headquarters to ascertain their smoking habits.Read more "Rambling on the Coin and Carton Caper"
Still, I wonder what the resale value is on a repossessed tombstone made of soap?Read more "Rambling on Tombstone Sales"
…couch consecrators will be invited to vote for their favorite celebrant…Read more "Rambling on Internet Fame"
For a woman who had a black belt in hairbrush, it didn’t seem rational.Read more "Rambling on Fear"
When the flies buzzing around the altar start committing suicide in the candle flames…Read more "Ramblings on the Missa sine Populo"
“Whomever the people were that inhabited this planet, they must have worshipped fiber.”Read more "Rambling on TP and the ‘rona"
“Saturday morning I was shooting up heroin while making a big kettle of meth.”Read more "Rambling on the Buried Barn"
“Who died and left you in charge?”Read more "Rambling on Reaching Out"