“No, I’m an apprentice under Sensei Ginsu, a master of Japanese Hara-Kiri. He insists that I practice my technique often.”Read more "Ramblings of a Quick Half Wit"
Like unicorns, dragons, yetis and saintly priests, old beer is thought to be a myth in the county.Read more "Rambling on the Sherman County Olympics"
Aging is better than not aging and I’m dying to get there.Read more "Rambling on Age"
A good cemetery plot location has oodles of advantages: a view you won’t see, flowers you won’t smell, the sound of the wind through the trees you won’t hear; what’s not to like?Read more "Rambling on Sales and Cemeteries"
They are bitter foes during meetings that often erupt in invectives, expletives, vituperations and general nastiness.Read more "Rambling on the Battle of Wits"
The tweet in question gives us the following “innovative outlook, inclusivity, open-mindedness, listening, accompaniment, co-responsibility, dialogue and a partridge in a pear tree.”Read more "Rambling on a Tweet"
When the Angel appeared to her at the Annunciation Mary did not exclaim “Can you give me another month Gabe to pray over it with my spiritual director?”Read more "Rambling on Discerning a Decision or Deciding on Discernment"
There could also be a Penance Ritual there with a copy of the latest Act of Contrition that begged God to heal Mother Earth from the sins of pollution and capitalistic greed.Read more "Rambling on the Repentance Room"
Let all people of good will be warned, do not come between the pastor and his prostate.Read more "Rambling on the Prostate"
Allowing the Bishop to attend the meeting. This was again tabled when no consensus could be reached.
The allowing priests to date policy has been delayed pending the Vatican’s anticipated move to eliminate clerical celibacy.Read more "Rambling on the 70s"