Ted got on the bad side of Pope Francis when he didn’t smell like his sheep and even failed to identify a picture of a four footed mutton.Read more "Rambling on the Forgotten Fortuneless"
The second idea started with a pair of roller skates, some rope and an Acme Rocket Sled.Read more "Rambling on the Pilferers of Port"
Modesty and decorum be darned, they’re playing the “She’s too Fat for Me Polka.”Read more "Rambling on Blasphemy"
“Leaving a trail of slime wherever he went…”Read more "Rambling on the Count"
“…he can’t polka and no one has ever seen him drink.”Read more "Rambling on Polish Social Platforms"
The ladies had overlooked the first tradition of Sherman County, beer equals bravery.Read more "Rambling on the Nefarious and Nuptials"
“God gave you fingers if there’s something in your nose.”Read more "Rambling on Misplaced Phrases"
“How’s everyone feel about beanie weenies?”Read more "Rambling on a Polish Protest Plan"
For those who don’t know what a Polka Mass is, go to a Spanish Mass and pretend they’re singing in Polish; same thing.Read more "Rambling to the Governor"
All of the area children six and under were immediately called to police headquarters to ascertain their smoking habits.Read more "Rambling on the Coin and Carton Caper"