Still, I wonder what the resale value is on a repossessed tombstone made of soap?Read more "Rambling on Tombstone Sales"
…couch consecrators will be invited to vote for their favorite celebrant…Read more "Rambling on Internet Fame"
For a woman who had a black belt in hairbrush, it didn’t seem rational.Read more "Rambling on Fear"
When the flies buzzing around the altar start committing suicide in the candle flames…Read more "Ramblings on the Missa sine Populo"
“Whomever the people were that inhabited this planet, they must have worshipped fiber.”Read more "Rambling on TP and the ‘rona"
“Saturday morning I was shooting up heroin while making a big kettle of meth.”Read more "Rambling on the Buried Barn"
“Who died and left you in charge?”Read more "Rambling on Reaching Out"
Eventually calmer heads and hernias prevailed…Read more "Rambling on the Rose Lane Riot"
Some bishops are very narrow minded about their priests entering strip clubs…Read more "Rambling on Las Vegas"
“They’re not like those fanatic Catholics who go to Mass every week.”Read more "Rambling on Collection Envelopes"