Rambling on Decoding Obits

“…this decedent was a complete bastard who hated everyone.”

Rambling on Dying

When someone is about to croak, that is die, habits and issues of loved ones are hard to break.

“These are words you won’t see as an episcopal motto any time soon.”

Mark you calendars–September 9 is “International Buy Your Priest a Beer Day.”

What makes Ashton special is that it’s a town, excuse me, a village of psychics.

What constitutes a devout atheist, pray tell?

“Go ye therefore and buy the latest, fastest, extended range Dassault Falcon 7X jet money can buy.”

My mom should have been a spy; if caught she would never give the torturers the time of day, let alone any family or state secrets.

…a Polish priest retired to a former Polish convent filled with Polish nun’s phantoms? What’s not to like?

The wrath of a bishop going through a canonical process is like herpes; it always comes back.