Rambling on Tombstone Sales

Still, I wonder what the resale value is on a repossessed tombstone made of soap?

Rambling on Internet Fame

…couch consecrators will be invited to vote for their favorite celebrant…

For a woman who had a black belt in hairbrush, it didn’t seem rational.

When the flies buzzing around the altar start committing suicide in the candle flames…

“Whomever the people were that inhabited this planet, they must have worshipped fiber.”

“Saturday morning I was shooting up heroin while making a big kettle of meth.”

Eventually calmer heads and hernias prevailed…

Some bishops are very narrow minded about their priests entering strip clubs…

“They’re not like those fanatic Catholics who go to Mass every week.”

Sheriff deputies looked on helplessly as they were pelted with pierogis and kolaches.